Thursday, August 31, 2006

Week 8: Big Brother Fast Forward

In my area, Big Brother is being pre-empted until Saturday night at 7:00 pm. I know, bummer. But luckily, I'm a loyal fan, and I tuned in via Crawdaddy's internet broadcast (thanks BBQ!). I wasn't about to miss the most exciting episode of the season, especially when I'll be away this weekend. Anyway, they really got right into the show. The eviction was, what?, 10 minutes in? It was no surprise to see them evict Danielle. It was the first time Chilltown didn't blind sight us. Thank God for that. It's getting harder for them to keep secrets, especially with only 6 people in the house. I couldn't help but notice nobody was dressed up for the live show. Big Brother must have told them to put on competition clothes, and that's probably why no one was too surprised about the accelerated episode. I didn't even see a little bit of shock in Danielle's eyes when Julie informed her. It was kind of disappointing, to be completely honest. I wanted to see some tears (I never thought I'd say that).

I couldn't have been more thrilled to see Janelle win the HoH Competition. At that point, I just wanted to see her safe. But when it came to the point of nominations, I knew she'd make a bad decision. In a perfect world, Will and Boogie would have gone up, and one would have left. But in the real world, Will worked her hard, and she made the most predictable nominations of the season: George and Erika. All I have to say is, give the guy a break. It's really getting old. Use a strategy for once. Stop being pussies, and be smart. I was so disappointed in Janelle in that moment. Make your own decisions, for once. It's really sad when a good player can't even play the game for themselves. Stop trying to please everyone else, and do something that's in your best interest. I was rooting for George in the POV competition, because I knew if a member of Chilltown went up against Erika, there would be a better chance of one of them going home, but I was still pleased to see Erika win. Even if the chances weren't great, there was still a chance. She obviously used it on herself, and once again, Janelle made a lame move: nominating Boogie. I mean, I hate Boogie, and I love Will, but Will is going to win this game if he doesn't get evicted now. But Janelle can't see beyond the fake alliance and flirtmance. Whatever, it'll bite her in the ass soon enough and she'll kick herself for being an idiot. It was no surprise to see George get evicted. Nobody has spines this season. It should be renamed "Big Brother: I'm safe, right?" Well, September 12th, we'll all see Will win the half million for the second time, and he'll deserve it more than anyone.

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Week 8: A Grave Err-ur

The return of the morphing faces! Well, so they really made it boring this year, but it's the same idea. It's funny how Mike is all about running the show one minute, and the next he tries to make like Will and throw a competition. Whatever, all the better chance for Janie. George was just pathetic. Period. Over and done. And what was with Janelle's weird running? One hand behind her back? Why does she even need a microphone for the competition, anyway? So I was really worried when Erika revealed her shockingly faster time than George's. I mean, I knew George sucked bad, but over twenty minutes longer than Erika? But I knew Janie had it in the bag when she got 1 minute. There was no way Danielle would beat that. I don't care how bad she wanted it, that junk in the trunk had to slow her down. So, as usual, Jedi Janie whooped ass. And Chilltown is hilarious. No matter how much I can't stand Boogie. I'm loving what's happening.

So, wait, I forget...who's HoH? Is it Boogie or Erika? Or Will? Or...George? Haha, scratch that last guess. But honestly, for all we know, he could have called that shot. He could be the genius of Chilltown. These people are so sneaky, even to America, so we could have no idea what's really going on. Anyway, I wasn't too surprised Boogie talked Erika into putting Danielle up. She loves to please him, and I honestly believe she convinced herself it was a good move. Danielle's drunken rant was a bit exciting. It was fun to see her trip over her words and sound like an idiot. I can't wait until she sees it. "I looked in your face! I gave you my heart!" It was an incredibly awkward ceremony, and Erika just walked away, which was kind of weird. I'm looking forward to Thursday and the double eviction thing. Can't wait!

Sunday, August 27, 2006

Week 8: Flower Power

Well, I think it's safe to say Erika is about as bad at being HoH as Howie. She'll let anyone take over the job. At first I was pretty sure Danielle would be doing it, but it looks like Mike's got her wrapped around his finger. And he isn't doing shit, either! She has some sort of weird obsession with him. As she is kissing him, he's talking, trying to get her off of him. You'd think a girl in her 30's could be able to tell when someone isn't into her. And even when he basically says that his loyalty is to Will, she still doesn't nominate either of them. I don't get it. Does she think she's in Chilltown or something? Oh, how cute! Haha. Well, it was no surprised to see Janelle and George nominated. She lost sleep over that? Those were the most predictable nominations I've ever seen. Almost as predictable as Janelle and James last week. Let's just watch Janelle win the veto and survive yet again.

Oh. My. God. I was laughing so hard when Will was flirting with America. Like a fool, I was laughing. He is hilarious. "If I could re-write the alphabet, I'd put U and I together." "Where ya goin', baby?" "One kiss?" Hahaha, I am laughing right now. Remind me to watch that on YouTube tomorrow. I have to say, I got really upset when he broke up with me--er, the camera. I've heard that line a million times, so I knew he was lying to me... Gosh, it broke my heart... And then he came running back! Oh, I knew he would! I took him back in a heart beat. We're perfect for each other :) Hahahaha, I can't get over it! How does he come up with these things? He cracks me the hell up. God, I can't wait until he wins this game. I am going to laugh so hard.

Friday, August 25, 2006

Week 7: The End of the Legion of Doom

Well, the episode began with some scenes showing hope for James. I have to admit, I felt kind of bad for him. I have a weakness for underdogs, and I hate to see people completely alone. Even if I hated them before. It just makes me feel bad. But you just have to realize that James is a big threat, and soon enough he would have been in power, and I would have hated him. I did want to kill Danielle, though. Enough with the tears! I am so sick of her and Erika's escapades! Don't both of you constantly say "it's a game?" Well, then stop crying! I was surprised to see Janelle vote to evict James. But only a little bit. I did feel like she kind of owed him a vote, even if he tried to get rid of her multiple times. But maybe I'm just in a crazy underdog mood. Who knows. James was evicted 3-1, and I was really impressed by his classy exit. He didn't throw a fit (unlike some S6-ers), and he didn't body check anybody (unlike some S3-ers). I felt kind of bad for him during his exit interview. Julie was obviously in favor of Janelle, and James had reason to be confused by the biased questions. Oh well. He defended himself, and now he's off to sequested with Marci and Howie.

Speaking of Marci and Howie... Finally! A sequester update! I wanted to see Marcellas all alone on Sunday's episode, but they jipped us! Anyway, the drama queen was calling Cabo San Lucas "his own personal hell." What a fucking baby. And how is Howie his "worst nightmare?" OK, maybe he's a little annoying, but it's not like you two are arch enemies. At least not before sequester. I thought they'd get along at first, especially right when Howie walked in, but Marjealous proved me wrong. I can understand his frustrations at Howie bad-mouthing his friends, but he needs to understand Howie's frustrations at his friends. Anyway, I've read multiple Howie interviews where he's said that he barely ever sees Marci, since the estate is huge. So, I guess it isn't as bad as the drama queen makes it out to be! I can't wait to see the tension when James joins the clan. It'll be hilarious.

Could the Head of Household competition have been more confusing? I loved how Julie incorporated Chenbot "But First" into the game, but damn, I give the winner props. I was way confused. And some of those questions went way back, so it was hard, too! Janelle and George were out first, much to my dismay. I've never seen the buxom blonde out of a competition so fast! And then suddenly, Erika won! I was disappointed, but a little pleased, since Janelle and Danielle called that truce. I'm not sure if Danielle feels compelled to try to save Janelle, but we'll see. Nominations are probably in by now, so check out Reality BBQ if you want any spoilers. Once again, I will not post them on this site.

Credit: Visit Joker's Updates for up-to-date LFUs, and lots of videos and tributes. I credit the Sequester picture to that site.

Thursday, August 24, 2006

Delay

Hold tight, guys. I'm at college and an orientation meeting interfered with the broadcast tonight, so I'm going to watch the podcast tomorrow and write an entry. But I do know what happened, and all I have to say is: it's about time. And no, that doesn't apply to the HoH winner.

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Week 7: "The game is rigged!"

I hate this fucking double eviction week. I really do. Too much drama in 7 days. I'm an emotional wreck. First of all, I still hate Mike Boogie with a fiery passion. I'm sorry, "What a sore loser?" Is that what he said? Wow, but somehow throwing his key across the house was a mature thing to do. The more and more I watch Boogie be an ass, the uglier he gets. I am completely repulsed by him. I feel so bad for Janey. I literally cried through that "Sad Janelle" sequence. I would feel the same way if I was her. The people she trusted backstabbed her, and everyone wants her gone. Oh, and on top of it, when he doesn't win HoH, everyone celebrates. Nice guys, real classy. Wait, I thought she was a bad sport for celebrating when she wins HoH? But Boogie's allowed to make "tough man" noises (I have no other way to describe his celebration screams) when he wins? Oh, right, I forgot, it's different when it's not Janelle. No matter what she does, it's wrong. Way to be fucking hypocrites.

I don't even know if I trust what Will and Boogie say in the Diary Room. I feel like they are trying to fool not only the other houseguests, but America, as well. It's really kind of annoying. So I don't know if I should get my hopes up about their deal with Janelle to go against James, Danie, and Erika. I want to, but I trusted them when they said they were getting Erika out, and of course they didn't. Anyway, I guess Janelle has no other choice but to team up with them, because she obviously has nobody else. Luckily, she didn't just let one of them win the POV for her, and she actually won it herself. This way I don't have to get all nervous before the ceremony and then be filled with immense anger when they backstab her. But what really filled me with immense anger tonight (OK, so maybe it was only a little bit of anger) was when James threw a fit over his wrestling match with Janelle over the Marcy doll. Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't he let her have it because he thought the correct answer was Howie? Even if that's not the truth, how can he say she had poor sportsmanship? I'm sorry, but isn't that when you lose and throw a fit over it? Like...what he did? Maybe I'm biased, because I wanted Janelle to win, but it seems that anytime he wants the veto and doesn't get it, the game is suddenly rigged. Flashback to his week as HoH when George won POV: James had a hissy fit for hours after the competition saying that Big Brother made a competition George could win, because they didn't want him to be evicted. This is for James: get off your high horse. People can win competitions without the game being rigged. Stop flattering yourself by thinking that you and your allies are the only ones capable of winning a non-rigged competition. Ugh, he is so full of himself. Anyway, surprise surprise! Chicken George got nominated in Janelle's place! I hope he feels like an ass for ever trusting anyone over S6.

Monday, August 21, 2006

Just a Little Bit Obsessed

Big Brother Day

I thought my readers might get a kick out of how obsessed I am with Big Brother. My friends and I actually had a Big Brother Day, with HoH competitions, evictions, and all. I know it sounds incredibly sad and pathetic, but it was actually alot of fun, and I took a few pictures to commemorate the occasion. I hope you all can at least get a laugh out of it. Enjoy :)

Move-in day! Haha, that's me with my luggage (no, of course we didn't bring luggage)! I'm all decked out in a "What Up, Kaysar?!" t-shirt. I know you all can appreciate that.


The four lovely houseguests standing outside of the house, no idea what kind of drama lies ahead... Yes, we played with just four of us. But it was fabulously fun, so it didn't matter.


This is the first POV Competition. I was HoH, so the other three played Scattergories. Little did I know, MY ALLIANCE WAS THROWING IT! Hahaha. It was a very heated afternoon.


OK, despite the fact that I won the first HoH, I was still evicted during the second week. My fellow jury member and I were livid after getting voted out.


And here are the winner and the runner-up (loser). ;) I hope you all were thoroughly entertained by this.

Hard To Say I'm Sorry

Just a little tribute to Howie. The song in the background is the same as the one they play in Girl, Interrupted when Susanna finds Daisy hanging in her bathroom. Haha, don't mean to be a downer, but I realized that and felt the need to share.

But here is a much better tribute that actually made me cry: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09Kkpw9vCXM For some reason the owner disabled embedding, so you have to click on the link to see the video. It's definitly worth it, though. Really well done :)

Sunday, August 20, 2006

Week 7: Loss For Words

Wow...just, wow. Never in my life have I had a complete turn around in opinion and respect for a single player in this game. I have not one ounce of respect for George's gameplay. For a second I was actually proud of him for his live nominations. He did what he wanted and didn't think about what other people did. And in 24 hours he made more promises than he knew what to do with, and changed his mind more times than I could keep track of. George, for once in this game, why don't you just do what you want? If that would have been to evict Howie, then fine. At least you made that decision on your own. But do you really believe "The Legion of Doom" is going to keep you safe next week? If you do, you deserve what's coming. You tell Erika you're working with her, you tell Janelle and Howie you're joining them, what's next? You're the new member of Chilltown? Please, you've got to be kidding me. Did any of those people ever give you the time of day when you didn't have power? Are you really stupid enough to think they won't say anything in that moment to save their asses?

So, George tells Erika not to tell anyone that he's thinking of nominating Will. Of course, the 50-year-old, anorexic, bitch went straight downstairs to tell Boogie and Danielle. And who in the hell does Boogie think he is? Why does he think he calls the shots around there? Last time I checked, he wasn't Head of Household. George can nominate whoever the hell he wants. Hell, if I was him, I would have went into that room and nominated Boogie. But all he can fucking do is sit there and think about himself. Well, who was your friend? Who never nominated you? Who actually has strategy talks with you? Since when has Chilltown's word ever meant anything? This is probably the most frustrating episode to watch. I just cannot sit here and watch George be influenced by the littlest things and stab true friends in the back! I can't!

But I do. ;) Wow, when George nominated Howie, I was at a loss for words. And his reasoning made no sense. Listen, I love Janelle, and I'm happy she wasn't nominated, but how did it make more sense to nominate Howie? If it was coming down to specifics, Janelle is the one that wanted to nominate George last week! Don't get me wrong, I didn't want him to nominate her, I'm just saying George is a fucking pussy that tries to make everyone happy, but never does. This is the end of me standing up for him, and the week Janelle leaves, I will become less and less involved with this show. I'm sorry, I can't sit and watch people I hate fighting for the money. They don't deserve it. If I was in the house the night Howie was evicted, I would have been kicked off the show, because I would have beat the shit out of Boogie. I kid you not. That hooked nosed, ugly shit, sidekick to Will that women only want for his money, LOSER needs some fucking sense knocked into him. I wish Howie would have kicked his ass, I really do. Oh, and to add insult to injury, that bird-faced asshole won HoH. !!! I am so mad right now.

Thursday, August 17, 2006

Week 6: Do The Chicken Dance!!

CHICKEN GEORGE WON HEAD OF HOUSEHOLD, HELLLLL YEAHH!!!

Quick rewind: Marcellas was evicted with a unanimous vote, what was up with that? Did Janelle know even Howie was voting him out? Kind of confused, but happy to get the drama queen out of the house. Now, if you don't mind, can I go back to celebrating this historic moment?

I'm not sure I've ever been so excited over an HoH win before in my life. Was I hoping for George to win in the very beginning? Of course not. I obviously wanted Howie to win. But when it came down to George and Danie, I knew exactly who should win. But when he lifted up the answer "360," I thought he was crazy. Luckily, Danielle was even stupider (a word? I think not.) and wrote down "308." Did anyone see the look on Georgie's face when Julie told him he won? It was worth any stupid thing he does this week. Not that I think he'll make stupid decisions, but even if he does, he is automatically forgiven by me for looking so incredibly adorable after winning HoH. So, needless to say, my mom, sister, and I jumped for joy when he won. Did anyone think this would ever happen? I'm so happy for him. He deserves it, even if only for half of a week.

Which brings me to the next surprise: It's a double eviction week. Obviously necessary, yet a bit unfortunate for Georgie, since he only gets a pimp room for a couple of days. At first, I was worried about some idiots convincing him to nominate Howie or Janie, but then I was reminded that he had to make his nominations immediately. At which point I predicted he would nominate his arch nemesis, James, and probably Will. Well, I was right about James, and completely shocked about Erika. Maybe CBS just edits things weird, but I was under the impression that they had some sort of unspoken agreement, since he so easily agreed to give her his vote. Anyway, I couldn't have been happier to see Will not nominated, so this way Boogie probably won't use the Coup D'Etat in the event that the nominations stay the same. Yes, that means I don't think he cares about Erika as much as she seems to think. I think he'll only use the power if he or Will are on the chopping block. But we'll just have to wait and see. And on that note:

CONGRATULATIONS, GEORGIE! YOU DESERVE IT!!

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Week 6: Bad Actor of the Year

As usual, Marcellas, Erika, and Danielle go into the Red Room to bash Janelle after nominations. What's new? I swear, all those three ever talk about are Janelle, themselves, and their past seasons. I bet right now on the feeds Marcellas is wearing his white robe and eye mask and napping on a random bed, Danielle is "strategizing" with the Legion of Doom in, oh, the workout room, and Erika is either making out with Janelle or bashing her. Aye! These people! Get them out of the house immediately! Thankfully one of three will be gone by Thursday. I'm crossing my fingers Erika gets her skeletal ass kicked out first, because I can't stand to see Boogika porn any longer. It's seriously grossing me the hell out. And I don't buy Boogie's "I'm playing her" line. Nobody knows Chilltown's strategy for a reason: they aren't saying anything. For all we know, they lie in the diary room. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if Mike and Erika have been married for years and have a large family in Kansas. I really wouldn't. Right now, I just want the house to vote her the hell out.

Good Lord, James calls himself Act of the Year? I beg to differ. I had been wondering all week how Janelle found out James' secret, and it was all hidden in that damn Veto Competition. A monkey could have figured out that James was throwing it. He should have pretended he was making an effort, and just ran full force to inevitably drop the drink. But he is an idiot. Plain and simple. Anyway, I love this "returning houseguests" week. Although, everytime I see Scott Long I think of his audition for the Surreal Life, and I am consequently grossed out. I will never be able to get the picture of his skid marked underwear out of my head for as long as I live. It was nice to see April, even if I hated her last year. She was a good sport. I didn't watch Hardy's season, but I've seen numerous black and white flashbacks of him, and he is of course delicious. And how about Jack? I love the guy, but I hate Erika. Haha. I just wanted to put that out there. Anyway, I was pissed Danielle won. All she did was stand there and right numbers down. It just wasn't fair.

Danielle of course took herself off of the block, and Janelle had to put someone up in her place. What she should have done was nominate James and reveal to him and the rest of the house that she knew about his betrayal. But what she did was nominate Marcellas. Surprised? Not really. Disappointed? A little. I really wanted to see James go up, but he probably wouldn't have been voted out anyway, so Marci is the next best, I guess. I'd rather see him survive, since he can't win shit and all he does it lounge in his robe and talk shit. But whoever goes, I'll be happy.

Monday, August 14, 2006

Week 6: Buxom Blonde is Back!

What a relief it was to see this episode start off completely confronting the HoH Competition issues. It was obvious they were going to redo the competition, and never in my life have I been happier to see the title taken away from somebody. And honestly, even if it was taken away from say, Janelle or Howie, I absolutely would have been disappointed that they'd have to compete again, but it's still the fairest thing to do. Even Erika said it: "I would want it to be fair." A bit of foreshadowing, no? Anyway, to see Janelle go from about-to-be-nominated to head-of-household? It was like so perfect. She is dominating, and even though I got a little bit mad (OK, I threw a few temper tantrums) that week she lied to S6, I'm back to loving her again. How can't you, though? And I don't understand how people can be surprised at her and Howie celebrating after her win. What the hell do you expect? She can't compete in veto, and she just made a complete 180 in power. Let the girl celebrate, for the love of Pete. It's funny how Erika is totally fine with the HoH redo beforehand, but when Janelle wins, it suddenly "isn't fair." Are you not the one that said it was only fair? Oh, right, I guess it's fair when there's still a possibility that you're safe. Forgive me.

OK, James is hilarious. I really do not like him, and I hate what he's doing to Janelle and Howie, but it actually is kind of funny how oblivious the two of them are. I mean, what can you do about it? If they haven't caught on yet, it's really their own fault. And can you blame James for being amused by it? It's funny! Especially when he told them he guessed "pulling the wool over your eyes," and they had no idea what in the hell he was talking about. C'mon, I'm pretty cut off from the world when it comes to little sayings like that, but even I knew what it meant. And it was just so ironic that James is doing precisely that to them. I guess ignorance is bliss. And how about that water fight? How easy is Janelle? Will is playing her so hard, and she has no idea. She needs to get a grip on reality and stop this shameless flirting. I feel so bad for Howie. He must be wondering if he has anyone in that house.

So, the food competition was probably the best competition in the history of Big Brother. Why, you ask? Because JUN was there!!! I was really starting to miss her, and it was really getting to me, so this was a timely event. And it was a joy to see Marvin, as well. I missed his husky voice. If only he was smoking a cigar... It was also a really unique competition, so I liked it alot. I was amazed at how the houseguests put together 7 meals in an hour. And with slop! I thought it all looked delicious, but I'm sure it mostly tasted like crap. I actually really wanted to try the cupcakes. And the Slop Crisp looked yummy, too! Haha. I'm sure Danielle deserved an 8 on her Slop Cakes. She deep fried slop? That idea sounds disgusting. But I'm happy the HGs won their grill for the Slaffles (which looked scrumptious), and I'm sure they'll be having barbeques on a daily basis (or will they?).

So, Janelle nominated: Danielle and Erika. I'm glad she didn't let Chilltown or James convince her to put up Marcellas. Yes, he hates her, but he sucks. I'm pretty sure nobody respects him, and has he won a competition yet? He's worth nothing more than a vote, and someone can get rid of him later. I was actually impressed by Danielle's statement: "There's no use in talking to Janelle before nominations. I threw the first punch." It's good to know there's some people in the house that can actually take a nomination and understand why they've been nominated. Unlike Erika. Quote of the Day: "Well, I thought Janelle had a really interesting speech. You know, I think it's fascinating she despises my gameplay as a "floater." I think she'll be shocked to find out that I'm just a simple girl from a small town called Chill." -Erika. OK, 1) Why did she put quotations around floater? Is she somehow convinced that she isn't? Because, Erika, please tell me, if you aren't a floater, what alliance do you belong to? 2) What's with all of the tenses and sarcasm? Were you not going to put Janelle up if you were HoH? So how can you be surprised she put you up? Deal with it. It's a game. I thought you just wanted to go home and "hang out with your mom and dogs?" Not anymore? And finally, 3) If she was somehow implying that she is part of the Chilltown alliance, she made no sense with her statement at the end. Obviously the clip at the end of the episode is some sort of clue. I know there are a million internet rumors swirling around that Erika and Boogie have been dating for a long time before the show. And apparently Will announced to the Live Feed viewers that they are going to get engaged by the end of the summer. Somehow, I think Will may just be trying to f*** with our minds, but who knows? According to ex-boyfriend, Josh Souza, Erika and he broke up long before BB7, contradicting her statement that they broke up weeks before the show. Could this be some sort of twist? Are Erika and Mike's relationship some sort of "team" twist, like last year? We'll just have to wait and see.

Friday, August 11, 2006

Kaysar Tribute

Thursday, August 10, 2006

Week 5:

I am so sick of James and his cocky attitude. He thinks he's the shit! It's beyond annoying. He isn't actor of the year--he isn't even a decent liar. The ultimate revenge would be for him to end up leaving tonight. Better yet, leaving with a unanimous vote. I would love it. Although, I have to be a little bit worried after the collection of scenes showing Kaysar fighting to stay. CBS isn't that bright, and they think they're being clever when they "trick" us. So I have to wonder if Kaysar even has the slightest chance. Hopefully he offered Chilltown a better deal, and the rest of the floaters realize that James is a bigger threat.

So, with a vote of 5-1, Kaysar has been evicted from the Big Brother house. Surprised? No. Disappointed? Of course. Janelle gave him a good goodbye, Kaysar left a good sport, what's done is done. It was just crushing to see Julie tell him about the "Legion of Doom." He looked so disappointed and hurt. But does that mean I didn't love it when Julie said, "stupid bitch?" No. I always love it when Julie quotes people when they swear. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Hahaha...

The Ghosts of Seasons Past? It was hilarious to see everyone freaking out from seeing the reflections. I would have pissed my pants if I saw Ali, too. The seance was a little corny, but I was rolling. As much as Ali annoys me, I loved it when she said Janelle and Erika's chests were fake. And I though Holly was hilarious. Anyway, the HoH competition was kind of stupid. And I'm not just saying that because Janelle and Howie didn't win (although, it was kind of fishy that Howie's buzzer just happened to not work). When it came down to the end, I had to hope for Erika to win. Even though it would have been nice to see James show his true colors. I guess we're stuck with another week of bad acting? Grrrreat...

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Week 5: Who Wants It Most?

It was painful to watch all of the ignorant houseguests after nominations. I honestly cannot understand how anyone could buy James' bad acting and Danielle's "betrayal." It was actually kind of fun to watch Marcellas celebrating with Danielle in the HoH room, though. Because, as much as Danielle's stupid plan annoys me, Marcellas annoys me probably 20 times more than that, so it's nice to see him in the dark. But I'm mostly shocked by Janelle's stupidity. I know I said this Sunday, but she did the same thing last week that Danielle is doing this week. Don't you think she'd catch on a little faster? I mean, I know she has suspicions, but what she needs to do is confront James just like he did to her last week, and interrogate his ass. God, I would love that...

To the veto competition. I still can't believe Janelle hasn't noticed that Marcellas hates her. I feel bad, actually. He's such a little snake, I can't stand him, and of course I was pissed when she chose him to play. Even without Kaysar or Howie's word, she would have been better off with them on her side. The competition itself was my favorite kind--the person that wants to win will win. You can't complain when you don't win, because it was ultimately up to you. I wasn't surprised Will gave up 40 points for the 5k, and I would have been shocked if James didn't take the phone call from home. And of course Marcellas took the slop pass; did he ever get over the fact that he gave his other one to Georgie? I wasn't surprised Janelle did everything in her power to win the veto; no one can be mad at her for that. She wouldn't be a good player if she didn't. Oh, and did I mention how satisfying it was to see Danielle all torn up in solitary confinement? She needs to realize that these are her nominations, and nobody is in charge of keeping them intact but her.

I wish the house could have convinced Danielle to nominate Marcellas. I really do... But it's about time someone stirred things up in this house. I just wish it didn't have to happen via Kaysar's eviction. I'm just crossing my fingers something crazy happens and James is evicted. If anyone in that house had half of a brain, they would realize that although Kaysar has more loyalty to Season Six, he's a pretty shitty player. It's an unfortunate thing to have to admit, but he is too trusting, and he makes bad decisions. James, on the other hand, is an incredibly threat. He may not care about Howie and Janelle, but he does care about winning. And he is an awesome competitor. I can't stand even to look at him, but he is a better player than Kaysar, and he really should be the one getting evicted on Thursday.

Sunday, August 06, 2006

Week 5: The Black Widow

So, about that HoH Competition. Is it seriously Sunday and we just found out HoH? Geez, Louise... Anyway, it was no surprise when Will got out first, and how sweet for him to get a rotten egg. I loved it. Then James got to nullify an eviction vote (what a stupid prize), Mike got the 10 grand, Kaysar got a rotten egg, and Marcellas got the slop pass. That left Danielle, Georgie, Howie, and Erika. At this point, I was sure Howie would win. I knew he was struggling, but I really thought he'd pull through. So first Georgie fell, which was disappointing, because I really wanted to see him win. When it came down to the final three, the only person I didn't want to win was Erika. And of course, that bitch had to be all comfortable and intimidating. But what a relief (well, not that relieving) to see Danielle win. Fast Forward: I'm such a sucker for sentimental moments, and you know I was all over the Marcy-gives-Georgie-slop-pass scene. It was so sad to see my Georgie sulking alone while everyone enjoyed the pizza. I loved Marcellas for giving his pass to George, and I'm not a big fan of Marcellas, so you know what that means: I really love Georgie. :)

So, Danielle nominated: Janelle and James. Expect the unexpected? Expect the expected, really. Who was surprised? Janelle, apparently. For the girl who did the same thing last week, you'd think she'd catch on. She pretended she wanted Will out, and Danielle is pretending she wants James out. Anybody who can't see James' bad acting is an idiot. My personal opinion? It was smart of Danielle to put up Janelle, but the whole pawn/backdoor idea was stupid. Janelle is an awesome competitor, whether you like her or not, and she can win competitions. And when she needs it most, she will win a competition. So Danielle, when Janelle wins POV, don't pull a James and claim the game is rigged. Sometimes, things just don't work out for you, and this is probably one of those times. :)

Thursday, August 03, 2006

Week 4: The End of Diane

Ohhh, Janey. I'm sorry, girl. I'm going to forget about being a loyal fan and really speak my mind: you are an idiot. I can't believe you ever trusted Chilltown, and I can't believe you were more honest with them than with your own alliance. Did you not chastise James for doing the same thing last season? Don't get me wrong, you are still my favorite girl, but you really disappointed me this week. You made alot of stupid decisions, and I hope you realize this. I just can't wait to see this house turn upside down. I want to see something else happen than the entire household complaining about Season Six and their winning streak. And even though I'm not a fan of him, I wouldn't mind seeing James in power. Have I mentioned I'm happy for Week 4 to be over?

I'm not sure why Diane even bothered trying to get votes. Even if anyone wanted to keep her safe just to spite Janelle, Erika is still probably 1/4 of the threat Diane is. Big Brother really scraped up just enough footage to make it look like the floaters were going to try to keep Diane, but we were all proved foolish with Diane's less-than-impressive final plea. At that point, even if someone was thinking of keeping her, I'm sure their mind was changed. And I love Will for voting to evict Erika. The entire house is going to wonder who it was, and probably blame James. Will is a genius. I love him. And I can't wait for him to win. Again. Anyway, as for the endurance HoH? I expected this week would be the one. It's usually right before or right on sequester time, so I wasn't surprised. I'm just upset I don't know who won, and my broke ass can't watch the feeds. Lord knows I'll be reading the updates, how 'bout you?

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Week 4: Bye Bye James!

OK, so for starters, I actually believed Janelle's plan to take out Boogie and use Erika as a pawn. I even said to my aunt at the beginning of the show, "I don't know why you think Janelle has some sort of deal with Chilltown." How. Embarrassing. Anyway, I was soon over my obliviousness, and obviously questioning her plan. I don't get it. I really don't. But Will is incredibly manipulative, and I'd probably get cast under his spell in that house, too. Oh, well. Janey's HoH, and she gets to nominate whomever she wants. Of course, there will be consequences, but that's on her. I just think it would have been better if she was completely up front with Season Six from the beginning. She shouldn't have tried to keep it from them, because we all know what happens when you do that *flashback to James' demise in Season Six*.

Ah, the wake-up calls! How hilarious were they? I loved the screaming girl. And I think it's hilarious how Erika was like, "This is so not the day for this to happen." As if she was the only one being kept it. It equally hindered everyone's performance in the POV Competition, not just her's. Anyway, onto the Veto Comp... I'll admit it--I was scared. Electric chairs? And was the creepy robot voice really necessary? But I have to admit it was a clever competition. Especially on sleep deprivation. I honestly give props to Will for the "unexpected" guess. I had no idea on that one. And how about Janey's awkward moment when she had to give someone the goggles? Quote of the Day: "Um, here you go, Diane." She did not plan ahead, did she?

I was so scared for Janey after the competition. Especially when James started interrogating her. She really should have sat down and thought about what she'd say to them, because--SING IT: "I can tell your lying, cause when you're replying--stutter, stutter--stutter, stutter." She wasn't convincing a monkey that she wanted Boogie gone that week. And how clueless is Howie? 2nd Quote of the Day: "Bu-but, you said you didn't want Erika or Diane to win the veto." I just had to close my eyes and let out a disappointed sigh when he said that. He'll probably say that he was just being true to his alliance, but if he had any idea that Janelle was keeping that information from James and Kaysar, he would have bit his tongue. But isn't that what we all love about Howie?

And the moment we've all been waiting for: James is done with Season Six, and he considers Janelle a piece of shit. Surprise, surprise. It was only a matter of time. And in all honesty, I'm not too disappointed. I see it from both he and Janelle's side, so I'm not upset with either. She did what she wanted, and he felt betrayed for being lied to. At this point, I'm ready for some drama. It was exciting to see Season Six steamroll the house, but it's getting old (do not compare me to Diane). I'm kind of happy to see the Sovs falling apart. I loved Season Six, don't get me wrong, but this is Season Seven. I feel like I'm watching Big Brother: The Complete Sixth Season on DVD. It's kind of boring. I want action, I want drama, I want fights, I want betrayal. So as much as I want Diane out of the house (I really can't stand the sight of her), let's see her survive and come back with avengence.