Week 6: Bad Actor of the Year
As usual, Marcellas, Erika, and Danielle go into the Red Room to bash Janelle after nominations. What's new? I swear, all those three ever talk about are Janelle, themselves, and their past seasons. I bet right now on the feeds Marcellas is wearing his white robe and eye mask and napping on a random bed, Danielle is "strategizing" with the Legion of Doom in, oh, the workout room, and Erika is either making out with Janelle or bashing her. Aye! These people! Get them out of the house immediately! Thankfully one of three will be gone by Thursday. I'm crossing my fingers Erika gets her skeletal ass kicked out first, because I can't stand to see Boogika porn any longer. It's seriously grossing me the hell out. And I don't buy Boogie's "I'm playing her" line. Nobody knows Chilltown's strategy for a reason: they aren't saying anything. For all we know, they lie in the diary room. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if Mike and Erika have been married for years and have a large family in Kansas. I really wouldn't. Right now, I just want the house to vote her the hell out.
Good Lord, James calls himself Act of the Year? I beg to differ. I had been wondering all week how Janelle found out James' secret, and it was all hidden in that damn Veto Competition. A monkey could have figured out that James was throwing it. He should have pretended he was making an effort, and just ran full force to inevitably drop the drink. But he is an idiot. Plain and simple. Anyway, I love this "returning houseguests" week. Although, everytime I see Scott Long I think of his audition for the Surreal Life, and I am consequently grossed out. I will never be able to get the picture of his skid marked underwear out of my head for as long as I live. It was nice to see April, even if I hated her last year. She was a good sport. I didn't watch Hardy's season, but I've seen numerous black and white flashbacks of him, and he is of course delicious. And how about Jack? I love the guy, but I hate Erika. Haha. I just wanted to put that out there. Anyway, I was pissed Danielle won. All she did was stand there and right numbers down. It just wasn't fair.
Danielle of course took herself off of the block, and Janelle had to put someone up in her place. What she should have done was nominate James and reveal to him and the rest of the house that she knew about his betrayal. But what she did was nominate Marcellas. Surprised? Not really. Disappointed? A little. I really wanted to see James go up, but he probably wouldn't have been voted out anyway, so Marci is the next best, I guess. I'd rather see him survive, since he can't win shit and all he does it lounge in his robe and talk shit. But whoever goes, I'll be happy.
