Big Brother All Stars

NEW BLOG

2007-06-06T14:45:00.000-07:00

Hello Dear Readers!

Kayla's blog has now moved to a new location: http://bigbrotherbash.blogspot.com/

This will be the permanent link for all of the seasons to come, and the official name is The Big Brother Bash. We are seeking writers for this season who have good grammar skills, watch Big Brother regularly, have a strong opinion on the subject matter, but can do all of this with wit =] Shoot an e-mail to klawbie@gmail.com if you are interested, but first please visit the new site and bookmark it so that you can read all of the new posts as the new season approaches!

Your favorite blogger,
Kayla

Shut The Fuck Up!

2006-10-03T09:54:00.000-07:00

Janelle, Erika & Mike on The View

2006-09-13T13:55:00.000-07:00

We Have A Winner, Ladies and Gents!

2006-09-12T18:24:00.000-07:00

As disappointing as this year's final two was, finale night is always exciting. Especially at my house. I always hold an annual finale night costume party, where we dress as houseguests. The numbers in attendance dwindles every year, but it's always fun, and tonight was no exception. Of course, your's truly played the part of Janelle, while Marcellas, Erika, and Boogie were all also in attendance. Sorry, no pics, my camera was acting up. Anyway, I guess I should start out from the beginning? The farthest back I can remember is when Janelle showed up to sequester for the debate and final two questioning session. She arrived in a short red dress and America's Choice tiara, how else? And she was all over Will, obviously oblivious to his current feelings. But I actually really enjoyed the debate. Although, it was definitly edited in Erika's favor, despite Janelle's overbearing opinions. The questioning was a little boring, but I liked Marcellas' question: What move do you think got you to the final two? He didn't impose his views into the question, and it was really open ended. And it was probably the only question that they both gave genuine answers to.

Next, the jury entered the live show. Janelle was wearing the same dress as she did to sequester, only in black, and Howie had obviously dyed his hair during the interim between questioning and tonight. (By the way: did anyone see April sitting in the audience? I love her, no matter how much I hated her last summer.) We also got to see the first five evicted houseguests. It's amazing how appearances change in, what, six weeks? Nakomis suddenly has short, choppy hair, Alison has extensions, and Diane has a mullet. But of course, Kaysar looked as sexy as ever. God, I want him so bad. Haha, it's so true, though. Anyway, it was painful when Janie had to watch James talking shit on her. And Kaysar looked really nervous when he told her. You could see her eyes get glassy, but she brushed it off her shoulder. I have to admit, Jase and Diane's "Brrring! Brrring!" skit was hilarious. Even though their alliance sucked. But I do have to give them credit, because I was definitly cracking up. And then Alison...oh, Alison! How heart-wrenching was that? I wanted to cry for Erika, I really did. But for some reason, she just sat there and said, "You know, we played each other." What? Just get mad, for once! Cry! Make him feel like the asshole he really is! Show some emotion, and let us know that you're human! She deserved to be able to sit there and act shocked and hurt. We wouldn't have made fun of her, or at least I certainly wouldn't have. I just wish she would have let Mike know that he's a dick. His "Girls, Don't Date Him" profile just doesn't do justice to the ass that he is.

So, it came down to the keys. And I was convinced Erika was taking the money. I was sure that at least Howie, Danielle, and Marcellas would vote for her. And I even thought George would jump in. But, wow...she got one vote. It was disappointing. You could see who's finger prints were all over that, and how they let him work them, even in SEQUESTER, who even knows? He must be incredibly charming in person or something, because sitting at home, I can give him credit, I can laugh, I can even root for him, but I am not convinced. And I can't imagine letting Will control my game...ever. The only person that wasn't blinded in that house was Kaysar, but the guy didn't even make it to sequester, which is a damn shame. If anyone should have won that game, it was him. Anyway, you live and you learn, and damnit! Janelle won $25,000! Who saw that coming? ;) Everyone...

It was real, it was good, it was REAL GOOD. So, until next year...get to steppin'!

Week 9: Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy??!!

2006-09-07T18:14:00.000-07:00

I'm so depressed, I don't even feeling like writing about this episode. How can I talk about my feelings for the entire show when we all know where it's leading? Let's just throw it out there. Get it over with. Janelle was evicted. I'm just going to start out by saying, too bad so sad. I'm not going to say the second competition was unfair, or that BB is rigged and loves Boogie. I'm not a conspiracy theorist. I think he's lucky. That's it. And I think it sucks if he takes the money, because he doesn't deserve it. Period. This final two is the lamest I've ever seen. Lamer than Ivette and Maggie. I don't care what anybody says, the fact that they are both there does not make them good players. They don't deserve it. I'm just so upset about this. Janelle shouldn't have gone out third. She shouldn't have. No if's, and's, or but's. And this isn't a Janelle fan talking, it's a Big Brother expert. She deserves that money. And I don't think Erika or Boogie deserve her vote. Maybe I sound a little harsh and upset right now, but it just shouldn't have happened this way. And I can't even sit here and say, "But I gotta give it to them, they made it to the final two and she didn't." I can't even say that, because she didn't deserve to leave. And neither of them are all-stars. A real all star should have won this game. If Will won it, I would be OK. If Kaysar won it, I would be OK. If Janelle won it, I would be OK. If Danielle won it, I would be OK. It's not even about being a fan here, it's about who is a real all-star, and neither Erika nor Boogie fit that description. End of story.

Another One Bites The Dust

2006-09-06T08:47:00.000-07:00

Week 9: Kill Chill Volume 1

2006-09-05T17:17:00.000-07:00

I was waiting for a sequester update, and it was better than I ever could have imagined. Who'da thunk it would take until sequester for Hurricane Howie to come out? It was so exciting, I was upset they cut it short. At first I thought George was going to get out of control, but Howie was getting a little ridiculous. Don't get me wrong, I loved every second of it, but I'd be out of line to say Howie was right. He absolutely had every right to be upset over the situation, and feeling good about karma biting George in the ass, but honestly--grow up. George, too. For once I agree with James, they are both little boys. But I still feel bad for Howie, probably only because I'm such a huge S6 fan. I mean, he's all alone in that house. Everyone there hates him. Not that I don't blame him, he is completely rude and obnoxious during the competition viewings, but I'm sure How How is lonely! Whatever, I don't care how inappropriate my S6-ers act, I will always be a loyal fan. :)

Oh. My. God. There has been no happier moment in Big Brother history for me than the moment Erika decided to sell out Chilltown and tell Janelle what's up. Excuse me, I have to go squeal...EEEEEEEKKKKK! This is the moment we've all been waiting for! I loved it when Janelle said, "Did they tell you you were a part of Chilltown?" And Erika goes, "YES!" And then they did the flashbacks of Will using the same lines over and over again, like he always does (note: check out some BB2 clips on YouTube and see Will use the same jokes in the DR as he did this season). It was so awesome. As happy as I was, I still had my doubts. Will is such a manipulator, so anything could have happened...NOT! "I've made alot of mistakes this summer, and as of now, I'm done making mistakes. That's why I vote to evict you, Will." I had, like, a Big Brother relief orgasm. You know what I'm talking about? I know you all had one, too. Your lungs are filled with air, your mouth is squeezed shut, your hands are in fists, all of your muscles are tense, and you're kind of sitting up really high on your seat. And then she says, "...Will," and you just, like, collapse into a puddle of relief. Will was expecting it, Boogie was surprised. Surprised? I'm sorry, fucking flabbergasted. I couldn't have been happier watching his gaping mouth and lifeless eyes. I'm sick. I know. But I'd have it no other way ;)

The endurance competition was a big disappointment. Is anybody else noticing how the houseguests have ruined all of the exciting things about this season? They ruined the prom queen thing, because Janelle couldn't even compete in HoH. They ruined Coup D'Etat, because Boogie is directionally challenged. They ruined Big Brother Overdrive because they couldn't just act surprised. And now they've ruined the last endurance HoH. I am so happy Boogie is pissed. I hope he's pissed the whole next two days so nobody wants to take him to F2. He's so arrogant, too. "Hey, Julie! Remember Richard Hatch? They both have to take me." Um, sure. Nobody has to take him. And nobody will. Thank God for that. And his idiot move shocked Janelle and she took her hand off of the key. Well, Erika, congratulations. That was an easy win. I was thinking I'd have to sit on the internet all night to read updates, but your idiot housemates saved my time. Awesome! It's good to know Boogie's going home on Thursday...

Week 9: Yawn

2006-09-04T05:20:00.000-07:00

Note: Sorry for the delay. I even caught last night's episode. But I decided to watch a movie afterwards, and when it was over, I really just forgot. But anyway, here I am! Ready to write! Yeah! ;) Haha.

Is anyone else incredibly bored at Operation: Double Date? This has to be the lamest final four in Big Brother history. If Chilltown really thinks America is, like, amazed at their accomplishment, either they need to think again or I'm really out on a limb here. I honestly couldn't give a shit less. I wish neither of them were still in the game, to be completely honest. I'm no longer impressed by Will's ability to get everyone to do his dirty work anymore. I mean, it was cool at first, but when you use the same trick over and over again, it gets old. And if Boogie says one more thing about his showmance, or maybe even the fact that this is an attractive final four, I swear I will break into that house with my laptop and let him see what the internet says about him. OK, hooking up with Erika has already proven to be pretty easy--who was her ex in Season 4? Exactly. And NO, this isn't an attractive final four. First of all, let's just cut Boogie and Erika out of the running. There is nothing remotely attractive about either of them. Then we've got Will and Janelle. Of course Janelle is attractive, we don't even have to analyze that. Will is definitly alot uglier than BB2, but I'll give it to him. He's cute. And that's where it ends. His pastey complexion does nothing for him (and this is coming from the palest bitch on the planet). OK, so can we all just cut it out with the "hot final four" shit? I am going to throw up.

How disappointing was it when Boogie won HoH? Ugh, that was the worst possible scenario. And how can Erika possibly think he would keep her safe? She is completely delusional. That's when you know she doesn't even suspect foul play. What an idiot. But honestly, Chilltown needs to think about the future. I know they have loyalty to each other, but if one of them really wants to win the game, they need to think beyond "Chilltown" and onto how they can win. Can Boogie win against Will? Probably not. He probably can't win against any of them, but who does he have a better chance against? Probably Erika. But nah, don't think about that, Sir Pecking Bird. Just take Chilltown to the final two. We'll see what happens then. Then you can really show Will who's boss (yeahhhh, right...). So by now I'm just wondering why CBS waits until the last possible second for nominations in the Sunday episode. Sometimes it is just so predictable, they might as well work some other things into there and show more interesting things on Tuesday. Just a thought. I mean, Janelle and Erika. Ouuu! Big shockers! Boogie has truly out-predicted himself. I've never been more bored by one houseguest in my life. Well, that was smart of him, because we all know Janie's going to win POV and mix that shit up--if she's smart.

Week 8: Big Brother Fast Forward

2006-08-31T19:11:00.000-07:00

In my area, Big Brother is being pre-empted until Saturday night at 7:00 pm. I know, bummer. But luckily, I'm a loyal fan, and I tuned in via Crawdaddy's internet broadcast (thanks BBQ!). I wasn't about to miss the most exciting episode of the season, especially when I'll be away this weekend. Anyway, they really got right into the show. The eviction was, what?, 10 minutes in? It was no surprise to see them evict Danielle. It was the first time Chilltown didn't blind sight us. Thank God for that. It's getting harder for them to keep secrets, especially with only 6 people in the house. I couldn't help but notice nobody was dressed up for the live show. Big Brother must have told them to put on competition clothes, and that's probably why no one was too surprised about the accelerated episode. I didn't even see a little bit of shock in Danielle's eyes when Julie informed her. It was kind of disappointing, to be completely honest. I wanted to see some tears (I never thought I'd say that).

I couldn't have been more thrilled to see Janelle win the HoH Competition. At that point, I just wanted to see her safe. But when it came to the point of nominations, I knew she'd make a bad decision. In a perfect world, Will and Boogie would have gone up, and one would have left. But in the real world, Will worked her hard, and she made the most predictable nominations of the season: George and Erika. All I have to say is, give the guy a break. It's really getting old. Use a strategy for once. Stop being pussies, and be smart. I was so disappointed in Janelle in that moment. Make your own decisions, for once. It's really sad when a good player can't even play the game for themselves. Stop trying to please everyone else, and do something that's in your best interest. I was rooting for George in the POV competition, because I knew if a member of Chilltown went up against Erika, there would be a better chance of one of them going home, but I was still pleased to see Erika win. Even if the chances weren't great, there was still a chance. She obviously used it on herself, and once again, Janelle made a lame move: nominating Boogie. I mean, I hate Boogie, and I love Will, but Will is going to win this game if he doesn't get evicted now. But Janelle can't see beyond the fake alliance and flirtmance. Whatever, it'll bite her in the ass soon enough and she'll kick herself for being an idiot. It was no surprise to see George get evicted. Nobody has spines this season. It should be renamed "Big Brother: I'm safe, right?" Well, September 12th, we'll all see Will win the half million for the second time, and he'll deserve it more than anyone.

Week 8: A Grave Err-ur

2006-08-29T19:20:00.000-07:00

The return of the morphing faces! Well, so they really made it boring this year, but it's the same idea. It's funny how Mike is all about running the show one minute, and the next he tries to make like Will and throw a competition. Whatever, all the better chance for Janie. George was just pathetic. Period. Over and done. And what was with Janelle's weird running? One hand behind her back? Why does she even need a microphone for the competition, anyway? So I was really worried when Erika revealed her shockingly faster time than George's. I mean, I knew George sucked bad, but over twenty minutes longer than Erika? But I knew Janie had it in the bag when she got 1 minute. There was no way Danielle would beat that. I don't care how bad she wanted it, that junk in the trunk had to slow her down. So, as usual, Jedi Janie whooped ass. And Chilltown is hilarious. No matter how much I can't stand Boogie. I'm loving what's happening.

So, wait, I forget...who's HoH? Is it Boogie or Erika? Or Will? Or...George? Haha, scratch that last guess. But honestly, for all we know, he could have called that shot. He could be the genius of Chilltown. These people are so sneaky, even to America, so we could have no idea what's really going on. Anyway, I wasn't too surprised Boogie talked Erika into putting Danielle up. She loves to please him, and I honestly believe she convinced herself it was a good move. Danielle's drunken rant was a bit exciting. It was fun to see her trip over her words and sound like an idiot. I can't wait until she sees it. "I looked in your face! I gave you my heart!" It was an incredibly awkward ceremony, and Erika just walked away, which was kind of weird. I'm looking forward to Thursday and the double eviction thing. Can't wait!

Week 8: Flower Power

2006-08-27T17:46:00.000-07:00

Well, I think it's safe to say Erika is about as bad at being HoH as Howie. She'll let anyone take over the job. At first I was pretty sure Danielle would be doing it, but it looks like Mike's got her wrapped around his finger. And he isn't doing shit, either! She has some sort of weird obsession with him. As she is kissing him, he's talking, trying to get her off of him. You'd think a girl in her 30's could be able to tell when someone isn't into her. And even when he basically says that his loyalty is to Will, she still doesn't nominate either of them. I don't get it. Does she think she's in Chilltown or something? Oh, how cute! Haha. Well, it was no surprised to see Janelle and George nominated. She lost sleep over that? Those were the most predictable nominations I've ever seen. Almost as predictable as Janelle and James last week. Let's just watch Janelle win the veto and survive yet again.

Oh. My. God. I was laughing so hard when Will was flirting with America. Like a fool, I was laughing. He is hilarious. "If I could re-write the alphabet, I'd put U and I together." "Where ya goin', baby?" "One kiss?" Hahaha, I am laughing right now. Remind me to watch that on YouTube tomorrow. I have to say, I got really upset when he broke up with me--er, the camera. I've heard that line a million times, so I knew he was lying to me... Gosh, it broke my heart... And then he came running back! Oh, I knew he would! I took him back in a heart beat. We're perfect for each other :) Hahahaha, I can't get over it! How does he come up with these things? He cracks me the hell up. God, I can't wait until he wins this game. I am going to laugh so hard.

Week 7: The End of the Legion of Doom

2006-08-25T16:33:00.000-07:00

Well, the episode began with some scenes showing hope for James. I have to admit, I felt kind of bad for him. I have a weakness for underdogs, and I hate to see people completely alone. Even if I hated them before. It just makes me feel bad. But you just have to realize that James is a big threat, and soon enough he would have been in power, and I would have hated him. I did want to kill Danielle, though. Enough with the tears! I am so sick of her and Erika's escapades! Don't both of you constantly say "it's a game?" Well, then stop crying! I was surprised to see Janelle vote to evict James. But only a little bit. I did feel like she kind of owed him a vote, even if he tried to get rid of her multiple times. But maybe I'm just in a crazy underdog mood. Who knows. James was evicted 3-1, and I was really impressed by his classy exit. He didn't throw a fit (unlike some S6-ers), and he didn't body check anybody (unlike some S3-ers). I felt kind of bad for him during his exit interview. Julie was obviously in favor of Janelle, and James had reason to be confused by the biased questions. Oh well. He defended himself, and now he's off to sequested with Marci and Howie.

Speaking of Marci and Howie... Finally! A sequester update! I wanted to see Marcellas all alone on Sunday's episode, but they jipped us! Anyway, the drama queen was calling Cabo San Lucas "his own personal hell." What a fucking baby. And how is Howie his "worst nightmare?" OK, maybe he's a little annoying, but it's not like you two are arch enemies. At least not before sequester. I thought they'd get along at first, especially right when Howie walked in, but Marjealous proved me wrong. I can understand his frustrations at Howie bad-mouthing his friends, but he needs to understand Howie's frustrations at his friends. Anyway, I've read multiple Howie interviews where he's said that he barely ever sees Marci, since the estate is huge. So, I guess it isn't as bad as the drama queen makes it out to be! I can't wait to see the tension when James joins the clan. It'll be hilarious.

Could the Head of Household competition have been more confusing? I loved how Julie incorporated Chenbot "But First" into the game, but damn, I give the winner props. I was way confused. And some of those questions went way back, so it was hard, too! Janelle and George were out first, much to my dismay. I've never seen the buxom blonde out of a competition so fast! And then suddenly, Erika won! I was disappointed, but a little pleased, since Janelle and Danielle called that truce. I'm not sure if Danielle feels compelled to try to save Janelle, but we'll see. Nominations are probably in by now, so check out Reality BBQ if you want any spoilers. Once again, I will not post them on this site.

Credit: Visit Joker's Updates for up-to-date LFUs, and lots of videos and tributes. I credit the Sequester picture to that site.

Delay

2006-08-24T20:34:00.000-07:00

Hold tight, guys. I'm at college and an orientation meeting interfered with the broadcast tonight, so I'm going to watch the podcast tomorrow and write an entry. But I do know what happened, and all I have to say is: it's about time. And no, that doesn't apply to the HoH winner.

Week 7: "The game is rigged!"

2006-08-22T18:05:00.000-07:00

I hate this fucking double eviction week. I really do. Too much drama in 7 days. I'm an emotional wreck. First of all, I still hate Mike Boogie with a fiery passion. I'm sorry, "What a sore loser?" Is that what he said? Wow, but somehow throwing his key across the house was a mature thing to do. The more and more I watch Boogie be an ass, the uglier he gets. I am completely repulsed by him. I feel so bad for Janey. I literally cried through that "Sad Janelle" sequence. I would feel the same way if I was her. The people she trusted backstabbed her, and everyone wants her gone. Oh, and on top of it, when he doesn't win HoH, everyone celebrates. Nice guys, real classy. Wait, I thought she was a bad sport for celebrating when she wins HoH? But Boogie's allowed to make "tough man" noises (I have no other way to describe his celebration screams) when he wins? Oh, right, I forgot, it's different when it's not Janelle. No matter what she does, it's wrong. Way to be fucking hypocrites.

I don't even know if I trust what Will and Boogie say in the Diary Room. I feel like they are trying to fool not only the other houseguests, but America, as well. It's really kind of annoying. So I don't know if I should get my hopes up about their deal with Janelle to go against James, Danie, and Erika. I want to, but I trusted them when they said they were getting Erika out, and of course they didn't. Anyway, I guess Janelle has no other choice but to team up with them, because she obviously has nobody else. Luckily, she didn't just let one of them win the POV for her, and she actually won it herself. This way I don't have to get all nervous before the ceremony and then be filled with immense anger when they backstab her. But what really filled me with immense anger tonight (OK, so maybe it was only a little bit of anger) was when James threw a fit over his wrestling match with Janelle over the Marcy doll. Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't he let her have it because he thought the correct answer was Howie? Even if that's not the truth, how can he say she had poor sportsmanship? I'm sorry, but isn't that when you lose and throw a fit over it? Like...what he did? Maybe I'm biased, because I wanted Janelle to win, but it seems that anytime he wants the veto and doesn't get it, the game is suddenly rigged. Flashback to his week as HoH when George won POV: James had a hissy fit for hours after the competition saying that Big Brother made a competition George could win, because they didn't want him to be evicted. This is for James: get off your high horse. People can win competitions without the game being rigged. Stop flattering yourself by thinking that you and your allies are the only ones capable of winning a non-rigged competition. Ugh, he is so full of himself. Anyway, surprise surprise! Chicken George got nominated in Janelle's place! I hope he feels like an ass for ever trusting anyone over S6.

Just a Little Bit Obsessed

2006-08-21T20:33:00.000-07:00

Big Brother Day

I thought my readers might get a kick out of how obsessed I am with Big Brother. My friends and I actually had a Big Brother Day, with HoH competitions, evictions, and all. I know it sounds incredibly sad and pathetic, but it was actually alot of fun, and I took a few pictures to commemorate the occasion. I hope you all can at least get a laugh out of it. Enjoy :)

Move-in day! Haha, that's me with my luggage (no, of course we didn't bring luggage)! I'm all decked out in a "What Up, Kaysar?!" t-shirt. I know you all can appreciate that.

The four lovely houseguests standing outside of the house, no idea what kind of drama lies ahead... Yes, we played with just four of us. But it was fabulously fun, so it didn't matter.

This is the first POV Competition. I was HoH, so the other three played Scattergories. Little did I know, MY ALLIANCE WAS THROWING IT! Hahaha. It was a very heated afternoon.

OK, despite the fact that I won the first HoH, I was still evicted during the second week. My fellow jury member and I were livid after getting voted out.

And here are the winner and the runner-up (loser). ;) I hope you all were thoroughly entertained by this.

Hard To Say I'm Sorry

2006-08-21T05:56:00.000-07:00

Just a little tribute to Howie. The song in the background is the same as the one they play in Girl, Interrupted when Susanna finds Daisy hanging in her bathroom. Haha, don't mean to be a downer, but I realized that and felt the need to share.

But here is a much better tribute that actually made me cry: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09Kkpw9vCXM For some reason the owner disabled embedding, so you have to click on the link to see the video. It's definitly worth it, though. Really well done :)

Week 7: Loss For Words

2006-08-20T18:07:00.000-07:00

Wow...just, wow. Never in my life have I had a complete turn around in opinion and respect for a single player in this game. I have not one ounce of respect for George's gameplay. For a second I was actually proud of him for his live nominations. He did what he wanted and didn't think about what other people did. And in 24 hours he made more promises than he knew what to do with, and changed his mind more times than I could keep track of. George, for once in this game, why don't you just do what you want? If that would have been to evict Howie, then fine. At least you made that decision on your own. But do you really believe "The Legion of Doom" is going to keep you safe next week? If you do, you deserve what's coming. You tell Erika you're working with her, you tell Janelle and Howie you're joining them, what's next? You're the new member of Chilltown? Please, you've got to be kidding me. Did any of those people ever give you the time of day when you didn't have power? Are you really stupid enough to think they won't say anything in that moment to save their asses?

So, George tells Erika not to tell anyone that he's thinking of nominating Will. Of course, the 50-year-old, anorexic, bitch went straight downstairs to tell Boogie and Danielle. And who in the hell does Boogie think he is? Why does he think he calls the shots around there? Last time I checked, he wasn't Head of Household. George can nominate whoever the hell he wants. Hell, if I was him, I would have went into that room and nominated Boogie. But all he can fucking do is sit there and think about himself. Well, who was your friend? Who never nominated you? Who actually has strategy talks with you? Since when has Chilltown's word ever meant anything? This is probably the most frustrating episode to watch. I just cannot sit here and watch George be influenced by the littlest things and stab true friends in the back! I can't!

But I do. ;) Wow, when George nominated Howie, I was at a loss for words. And his reasoning made no sense. Listen, I love Janelle, and I'm happy she wasn't nominated, but how did it make more sense to nominate Howie? If it was coming down to specifics, Janelle is the one that wanted to nominate George last week! Don't get me wrong, I didn't want him to nominate her, I'm just saying George is a fucking pussy that tries to make everyone happy, but never does. This is the end of me standing up for him, and the week Janelle leaves, I will become less and less involved with this show. I'm sorry, I can't sit and watch people I hate fighting for the money. They don't deserve it. If I was in the house the night Howie was evicted, I would have been kicked off the show, because I would have beat the shit out of Boogie. I kid you not. That hooked nosed, ugly shit, sidekick to Will that women only want for his money, LOSER needs some fucking sense knocked into him. I wish Howie would have kicked his ass, I really do. Oh, and to add insult to injury, that bird-faced asshole won HoH. !!! I am so mad right now.

Week 6: Do The Chicken Dance!!

2006-08-17T18:19:00.000-07:00

CHICKEN GEORGE WON HEAD OF HOUSEHOLD, HELLLLL YEAHH!!!

Quick rewind: Marcellas was evicted with a unanimous vote, what was up with that? Did Janelle know even Howie was voting him out? Kind of confused, but happy to get the drama queen out of the house. Now, if you don't mind, can I go back to celebrating this historic moment?

I'm not sure I've ever been so excited over an HoH win before in my life. Was I hoping for George to win in the very beginning? Of course not. I obviously wanted Howie to win. But when it came down to George and Danie, I knew exactly who should win. But when he lifted up the answer "360," I thought he was crazy. Luckily, Danielle was even stupider (a word? I think not.) and wrote down "308." Did anyone see the look on Georgie's face when Julie told him he won? It was worth any stupid thing he does this week. Not that I think he'll make stupid decisions, but even if he does, he is automatically forgiven by me for looking so incredibly adorable after winning HoH. So, needless to say, my mom, sister, and I jumped for joy when he won. Did anyone think this would ever happen? I'm so happy for him. He deserves it, even if only for half of a week.

Which brings me to the next surprise: It's a double eviction week. Obviously necessary, yet a bit unfortunate for Georgie, since he only gets a pimp room for a couple of days. At first, I was worried about some idiots convincing him to nominate Howie or Janie, but then I was reminded that he had to make his nominations immediately. At which point I predicted he would nominate his arch nemesis, James, and probably Will. Well, I was right about James, and completely shocked about Erika. Maybe CBS just edits things weird, but I was under the impression that they had some sort of unspoken agreement, since he so easily agreed to give her his vote. Anyway, I couldn't have been happier to see Will not nominated, so this way Boogie probably won't use the Coup D'Etat in the event that the nominations stay the same. Yes, that means I don't think he cares about Erika as much as she seems to think. I think he'll only use the power if he or Will are on the chopping block. But we'll just have to wait and see. And on that note:

CONGRATULATIONS, GEORGIE! YOU DESERVE IT!!

Week 6: Bad Actor of the Year

2006-08-15T20:03:00.000-07:00

As usual, Marcellas, Erika, and Danielle go into the Red Room to bash Janelle after nominations. What's new? I swear, all those three ever talk about are Janelle, themselves, and their past seasons. I bet right now on the feeds Marcellas is wearing his white robe and eye mask and napping on a random bed, Danielle is "strategizing" with the Legion of Doom in, oh, the workout room, and Erika is either making out with Janelle or bashing her. Aye! These people! Get them out of the house immediately! Thankfully one of three will be gone by Thursday. I'm crossing my fingers Erika gets her skeletal ass kicked out first, because I can't stand to see Boogika porn any longer. It's seriously grossing me the hell out. And I don't buy Boogie's "I'm playing her" line. Nobody knows Chilltown's strategy for a reason: they aren't saying anything. For all we know, they lie in the diary room. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if Mike and Erika have been married for years and have a large family in Kansas. I really wouldn't. Right now, I just want the house to vote her the hell out.

Good Lord, James calls himself Act of the Year? I beg to differ. I had been wondering all week how Janelle found out James' secret, and it was all hidden in that damn Veto Competition. A monkey could have figured out that James was throwing it. He should have pretended he was making an effort, and just ran full force to inevitably drop the drink. But he is an idiot. Plain and simple. Anyway, I love this "returning houseguests" week. Although, everytime I see Scott Long I think of his audition for the Surreal Life, and I am consequently grossed out. I will never be able to get the picture of his skid marked underwear out of my head for as long as I live. It was nice to see April, even if I hated her last year. She was a good sport. I didn't watch Hardy's season, but I've seen numerous black and white flashbacks of him, and he is of course delicious. And how about Jack? I love the guy, but I hate Erika. Haha. I just wanted to put that out there. Anyway, I was pissed Danielle won. All she did was stand there and right numbers down. It just wasn't fair.

Danielle of course took herself off of the block, and Janelle had to put someone up in her place. What she should have done was nominate James and reveal to him and the rest of the house that she knew about his betrayal. But what she did was nominate Marcellas. Surprised? Not really. Disappointed? A little. I really wanted to see James go up, but he probably wouldn't have been voted out anyway, so Marci is the next best, I guess. I'd rather see him survive, since he can't win shit and all he does it lounge in his robe and talk shit. But whoever goes, I'll be happy.

Week 6: Buxom Blonde is Back!

2006-08-14T10:34:00.000-07:00

What a relief it was to see this episode start off completely confronting the HoH Competition issues. It was obvious they were going to redo the competition, and never in my life have I been happier to see the title taken away from somebody. And honestly, even if it was taken away from say, Janelle or Howie, I absolutely would have been disappointed that they'd have to compete again, but it's still the fairest thing to do. Even Erika said it: "I would want it to be fair." A bit of foreshadowing, no? Anyway, to see Janelle go from about-to-be-nominated to head-of-household? It was like so perfect. She is dominating, and even though I got a little bit mad (OK, I threw a few temper tantrums) that week she lied to S6, I'm back to loving her again. How can't you, though? And I don't understand how people can be surprised at her and Howie celebrating after her win. What the hell do you expect? She can't compete in veto, and she just made a complete 180 in power. Let the girl celebrate, for the love of Pete. It's funny how Erika is totally fine with the HoH redo beforehand, but when Janelle wins, it suddenly "isn't fair." Are you not the one that said it was only fair? Oh, right, I guess it's fair when there's still a possibility that you're safe. Forgive me.

OK, James is hilarious. I really do not like him, and I hate what he's doing to Janelle and Howie, but it actually is kind of funny how oblivious the two of them are. I mean, what can you do about it? If they haven't caught on yet, it's really their own fault. And can you blame James for being amused by it? It's funny! Especially when he told them he guessed "pulling the wool over your eyes," and they had no idea what in the hell he was talking about. C'mon, I'm pretty cut off from the world when it comes to little sayings like that, but even I knew what it meant. And it was just so ironic that James is doing precisely that to them. I guess ignorance is bliss. And how about that water fight? How easy is Janelle? Will is playing her so hard, and she has no idea. She needs to get a grip on reality and stop this shameless flirting. I feel so bad for Howie. He must be wondering if he has anyone in that house.

So, the food competition was probably the best competition in the history of Big Brother. Why, you ask? Because JUN was there!!! I was really starting to miss her, and it was really getting to me, so this was a timely event. And it was a joy to see Marvin, as well. I missed his husky voice. If only he was smoking a cigar... It was also a really unique competition, so I liked it alot. I was amazed at how the houseguests put together 7 meals in an hour. And with slop! I thought it all looked delicious, but I'm sure it mostly tasted like crap. I actually really wanted to try the cupcakes. And the Slop Crisp looked yummy, too! Haha. I'm sure Danielle deserved an 8 on her Slop Cakes. She deep fried slop? That idea sounds disgusting. But I'm happy the HGs won their grill for the Slaffles (which looked scrumptious), and I'm sure they'll be having barbeques on a daily basis (or will they?).

So, Janelle nominated: Danielle and Erika. I'm glad she didn't let Chilltown or James convince her to put up Marcellas. Yes, he hates her, but he sucks. I'm pretty sure nobody respects him, and has he won a competition yet? He's worth nothing more than a vote, and someone can get rid of him later. I was actually impressed by Danielle's statement: "There's no use in talking to Janelle before nominations. I threw the first punch." It's good to know there's some people in the house that can actually take a nomination and understand why they've been nominated. Unlike Erika. Quote of the Day: "Well, I thought Janelle had a really interesting speech. You know, I think it's fascinating she despises my gameplay as a "floater." I think she'll be shocked to find out that I'm just a simple girl from a small town called Chill." -Erika. OK, 1) Why did she put quotations around floater? Is she somehow convinced that she isn't? Because, Erika, please tell me, if you aren't a floater, what alliance do you belong to? 2) What's with all of the tenses and sarcasm? Were you not going to put Janelle up if you were HoH? So how can you be surprised she put you up? Deal with it. It's a game. I thought you just wanted to go home and "hang out with your mom and dogs?" Not anymore? And finally, 3) If she was somehow implying that she is part of the Chilltown alliance, she made no sense with her statement at the end. Obviously the clip at the end of the episode is some sort of clue. I know there are a million internet rumors swirling around that Erika and Boogie have been dating for a long time before the show. And apparently Will announced to the Live Feed viewers that they are going to get engaged by the end of the summer. Somehow, I think Will may just be trying to f*** with our minds, but who knows? According to ex-boyfriend, Josh Souza, Erika and he broke up long before BB7, contradicting her statement that they broke up weeks before the show. Could this be some sort of twist? Are Erika and Mike's relationship some sort of "team" twist, like last year? We'll just have to wait and see.

Kaysar Tribute

2006-08-11T13:39:00.000-07:00

Week 5:

2006-08-10T17:05:00.000-07:00

I am so sick of James and his cocky attitude. He thinks he's the shit! It's beyond annoying. He isn't actor of the year--he isn't even a decent liar. The ultimate revenge would be for him to end up leaving tonight. Better yet, leaving with a unanimous vote. I would love it. Although, I have to be a little bit worried after the collection of scenes showing Kaysar fighting to stay. CBS isn't that bright, and they think they're being clever when they "trick" us. So I have to wonder if Kaysar even has the slightest chance. Hopefully he offered Chilltown a better deal, and the rest of the floaters realize that James is a bigger threat.

So, with a vote of 5-1, Kaysar has been evicted from the Big Brother house. Surprised? No. Disappointed? Of course. Janelle gave him a good goodbye, Kaysar left a good sport, what's done is done. It was just crushing to see Julie tell him about the "Legion of Doom." He looked so disappointed and hurt. But does that mean I didn't love it when Julie said, "stupid bitch?" No. I always love it when Julie quotes people when they swear. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Hahaha...

The Ghosts of Seasons Past? It was hilarious to see everyone freaking out from seeing the reflections. I would have pissed my pants if I saw Ali, too. The seance was a little corny, but I was rolling. As much as Ali annoys me, I loved it when she said Janelle and Erika's chests were fake. And I though Holly was hilarious. Anyway, the HoH competition was kind of stupid. And I'm not just saying that because Janelle and Howie didn't win (although, it was kind of fishy that Howie's buzzer just happened to not work). When it came down to the end, I had to hope for Erika to win. Even though it would have been nice to see James show his true colors. I guess we're stuck with another week of bad acting? Grrrreat...

Week 5: Who Wants It Most?

2006-08-08T17:10:00.000-07:00

It was painful to watch all of the ignorant houseguests after nominations. I honestly cannot understand how anyone could buy James' bad acting and Danielle's "betrayal." It was actually kind of fun to watch Marcellas celebrating with Danielle in the HoH room, though. Because, as much as Danielle's stupid plan annoys me, Marcellas annoys me probably 20 times more than that, so it's nice to see him in the dark. But I'm mostly shocked by Janelle's stupidity. I know I said this Sunday, but she did the same thing last week that Danielle is doing this week. Don't you think she'd catch on a little faster? I mean, I know she has suspicions, but what she needs to do is confront James just like he did to her last week, and interrogate his ass. God, I would love that...

To the veto competition. I still can't believe Janelle hasn't noticed that Marcellas hates her. I feel bad, actually. He's such a little snake, I can't stand him, and of course I was pissed when she chose him to play. Even without Kaysar or Howie's word, she would have been better off with them on her side. The competition itself was my favorite kind--the person that wants to win will win. You can't complain when you don't win, because it was ultimately up to you. I wasn't surprised Will gave up 40 points for the 5k, and I would have been shocked if James didn't take the phone call from home. And of course Marcellas took the slop pass; did he ever get over the fact that he gave his other one to Georgie? I wasn't surprised Janelle did everything in her power to win the veto; no one can be mad at her for that. She wouldn't be a good player if she didn't. Oh, and did I mention how satisfying it was to see Danielle all torn up in solitary confinement? She needs to realize that these are her nominations, and nobody is in charge of keeping them intact but her.

I wish the house could have convinced Danielle to nominate Marcellas. I really do... But it's about time someone stirred things up in this house. I just wish it didn't have to happen via Kaysar's eviction. I'm just crossing my fingers something crazy happens and James is evicted. If anyone in that house had half of a brain, they would realize that although Kaysar has more loyalty to Season Six, he's a pretty shitty player. It's an unfortunate thing to have to admit, but he is too trusting, and he makes bad decisions. James, on the other hand, is an incredibly threat. He may not care about Howie and Janelle, but he does care about winning. And he is an awesome competitor. I can't stand even to look at him, but he is a better player than Kaysar, and he really should be the one getting evicted on Thursday.

Week 5: The Black Widow

2006-08-06T17:24:00.000-07:00

So, about that HoH Competition. Is it seriously Sunday and we just found out HoH? Geez, Louise... Anyway, it was no surprise when Will got out first, and how sweet for him to get a rotten egg. I loved it. Then James got to nullify an eviction vote (what a stupid prize), Mike got the 10 grand, Kaysar got a rotten egg, and Marcellas got the slop pass. That left Danielle, Georgie, Howie, and Erika. At this point, I was sure Howie would win. I knew he was struggling, but I really thought he'd pull through. So first Georgie fell, which was disappointing, because I really wanted to see him win. When it came down to the final three, the only person I didn't want to win was Erika. And of course, that bitch had to be all comfortable and intimidating. But what a relief (well, not that relieving) to see Danielle win. Fast Forward: I'm such a sucker for sentimental moments, and you know I was all over the Marcy-gives-Georgie-slop-pass scene. It was so sad to see my Georgie sulking alone while everyone enjoyed the pizza. I loved Marcellas for giving his pass to George, and I'm not a big fan of Marcellas, so you know what that means: I really love Georgie. :)

So, Danielle nominated: Janelle and James. Expect the unexpected? Expect the expected, really. Who was surprised? Janelle, apparently. For the girl who did the same thing last week, you'd think she'd catch on. She pretended she wanted Will out, and Danielle is pretending she wants James out. Anybody who can't see James' bad acting is an idiot. My personal opinion? It was smart of Danielle to put up Janelle, but the whole pawn/backdoor idea was stupid. Janelle is an awesome competitor, whether you like her or not, and she can win competitions. And when she needs it most, she will win a competition. So Danielle, when Janelle wins POV, don't pull a James and claim the game is rigged. Sometimes, things just don't work out for you, and this is probably one of those times. :)

Week 4: The End of Diane

2006-08-03T18:41:00.000-07:00

Ohhh, Janey. I'm sorry, girl. I'm going to forget about being a loyal fan and really speak my mind: you are an idiot. I can't believe you ever trusted Chilltown, and I can't believe you were more honest with them than with your own alliance. Did you not chastise James for doing the same thing last season? Don't get me wrong, you are still my favorite girl, but you really disappointed me this week. You made alot of stupid decisions, and I hope you realize this. I just can't wait to see this house turn upside down. I want to see something else happen than the entire household complaining about Season Six and their winning streak. And even though I'm not a fan of him, I wouldn't mind seeing James in power. Have I mentioned I'm happy for Week 4 to be over?

I'm not sure why Diane even bothered trying to get votes. Even if anyone wanted to keep her safe just to spite Janelle, Erika is still probably 1/4 of the threat Diane is. Big Brother really scraped up just enough footage to make it look like the floaters were going to try to keep Diane, but we were all proved foolish with Diane's less-than-impressive final plea. At that point, even if someone was thinking of keeping her, I'm sure their mind was changed. And I love Will for voting to evict Erika. The entire house is going to wonder who it was, and probably blame James. Will is a genius. I love him. And I can't wait for him to win. Again. Anyway, as for the endurance HoH? I expected this week would be the one. It's usually right before or right on sequester time, so I wasn't surprised. I'm just upset I don't know who won, and my broke ass can't watch the feeds. Lord knows I'll be reading the updates, how 'bout you?

Week 4: Bye Bye James!

2006-08-01T18:18:00.000-07:00

OK, so for starters, I actually believed Janelle's plan to take out Boogie and use Erika as a pawn. I even said to my aunt at the beginning of the show, "I don't know why you think Janelle has some sort of deal with Chilltown." How. Embarrassing. Anyway, I was soon over my obliviousness, and obviously questioning her plan. I don't get it. I really don't. But Will is incredibly manipulative, and I'd probably get cast under his spell in that house, too. Oh, well. Janey's HoH, and she gets to nominate whomever she wants. Of course, there will be consequences, but that's on her. I just think it would have been better if she was completely up front with Season Six from the beginning. She shouldn't have tried to keep it from them, because we all know what happens when you do that *flashback to James' demise in Season Six*.

Ah, the wake-up calls! How hilarious were they? I loved the screaming girl. And I think it's hilarious how Erika was like, "This is so not the day for this to happen." As if she was the only one being kept it. It equally hindered everyone's performance in the POV Competition, not just her's. Anyway, onto the Veto Comp... I'll admit it--I was scared. Electric chairs? And was the creepy robot voice really necessary? But I have to admit it was a clever competition. Especially on sleep deprivation. I honestly give props to Will for the "unexpected" guess. I had no idea on that one. And how about Janey's awkward moment when she had to give someone the goggles? Quote of the Day: "Um, here you go, Diane." She did not plan ahead, did she?

I was so scared for Janey after the competition. Especially when James started interrogating her. She really should have sat down and thought about what she'd say to them, because--SING IT: "I can tell your lying, cause when you're replying--stutter, stutter--stutter, stutter." She wasn't convincing a monkey that she wanted Boogie gone that week. And how clueless is Howie? 2nd Quote of the Day: "Bu-but, you said you didn't want Erika or Diane to win the veto." I just had to close my eyes and let out a disappointed sigh when he said that. He'll probably say that he was just being true to his alliance, but if he had any idea that Janelle was keeping that information from James and Kaysar, he would have bit his tongue. But isn't that what we all love about Howie?

And the moment we've all been waiting for: James is done with Season Six, and he considers Janelle a piece of shit. Surprise, surprise. It was only a matter of time. And in all honesty, I'm not too disappointed. I see it from both he and Janelle's side, so I'm not upset with either. She did what she wanted, and he felt betrayed for being lied to. At this point, I'm ready for some drama. It was exciting to see Season Six steamroll the house, but it's getting old (do not compare me to Diane). I'm kind of happy to see the Sovs falling apart. I loved Season Six, don't get me wrong, but this is Season Seven. I feel like I'm watching Big Brother: The Complete Sixth Season on DVD. It's kind of boring. I want action, I want drama, I want fights, I want betrayal. So as much as I want Diane out of the house (I really can't stand the sight of her), let's see her survive and come back with avengence.

Week 4: Booyah, Chilltown.

2006-07-31T06:20:00.000-07:00

Two Announcements Before I Blog

1. So sorry I didn't post last night after the broadcast. I had a BB get-together, and I had to take people home, so when I finally got home, I actually forgot. I was just checking my stats now and remembered that I never posted. It'll never happen again, I promise. ;)

2. As of today I am going to stop posting spoilers. I really don't want this to be a spoiler site, and sometimes I even like to be surprised. If anyone was relying on my spoilers (doubtful), you can always go to the BBQ, who posts them in record times.

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OK, so to the opinions! Have I mentioned that I love how BB6 is just steam rolling the house right now? It is so exciting for me, you have no idea. I loved Janelle's pink room, as well. Very fitting. But I didn't really see anything special in there for her. Does she have a family? Is she real? Sometimes I wonder if she's just some Big Brother robot, and that will be the twist this year. I can hear it now--"Houseguests, the night isn't over just yet. It is now time to reveal a twist so shocking that it is now two-years in the making. Brace yourself, Kaysar--Janelle Pierzina isn't really from Minnesota. She isn't really from Earth, either. No, not an alien...Janelle is our very own BBRobot2000." Hahaha, I love it. Anyway, way off topic. Where was I? Rewind--Robot, family, steam rolling--ah! That's it! I couldn't be happier to see Season Six in power, and I really wanted to punch Diane last night after she said, "I'd really like to see someone other than Season Six win HoH for once. Is that really so much to ask?" Um, well, trailer trash barbie, if you want to see someone else win, then WIN! I really can't say it's anyone's fault but your own and the rest of the other houseguests for not winning. It's not like America is voting or something. But even then, BB6 would be in power...

I'm going to skip over the fillers (honestly, Janelle and Will? you know Big Brother was scraping for clips when they made that filler) and go straight to the nomination controversy. First of all, I cannot believe how manipulative Chilltown is. If Janelle was honestly planning on going through with their plan, I could seriously consider finding a new favorite girl (you know I'm kidding, Janey, I love you). But really, Will and Boogie are constantly scheming against BB6, but somehow convince Janelle what good nominations are?! Ugh, I hate them! I never thought I'd say this, but James is the smartest Sov right now. Is he the only sane one? I mean, I know he nominated George last week, but at least he now knows nomination floaters is stupid. Anyway, I'm so relieved that Janelle changed her mind and nominated Boogie and Erika. Now, we all just have to pray that Boogie actually follows through with his whole "throw competitions" strategy, and gets voted out. Thursday couldn't come any sooner...

Week 4: POV Competition SPOILER

2006-07-29T17:31:00.000-07:00

SPOILER ALERT

Straight from the BBQ...

Mike Boogie won the POV.

Week 4: Nominations SPOILER

2006-07-28T19:37:00.000-07:00

SPOILER ALERT

Straight from the BBQ...

Mike and Erika have been nominated.

Week 3: BB6 Rules

2006-07-27T17:05:00.000-07:00

Note: Unfortunately, my screen cap source has no caps of the live broadcast. I will be using previous live feed caps in their place tonight.

Why didn't we get to see Jase's improv Veto speech last Tuesday? It was kind of untimely to show it tonight, but I guess I'll take what I can get. At least CBS isn't hiding everything from us. Anyway, his damage control after asking to be evicted was hardly convincing, so I was shocked to see BB6 shake on a deal. I was also surprised to still see everyone so gung-ho about this whole "nominate floaters" plan. Why do they all think it is to genius? It's stupid! Will is going to freaking massacre the entire house if they don't evict him, but somehow they think they need to get out Chicken George? Don't get me wrong, I still want BB6 in power, but I think they are being complete idiots right now. If they don't see Chilltown's plan, they are blind. Plain and simple.

I have to say I was surprised to hear Jase was evicted with a 9-0 vote. I thought he'd at least get Diane's vote, but she didn't even throw him a sympathy card. I was sad to see him out of the house, especially under these conditions, but I guess we can all be happy for him to be going home to his girls. (I am sounding so sappy, I can't believe it.) Anyway, I completely forget about eviction once the HoH Comp starts. I love those, I swear. At the start, I had a feeling BB6 was going to win. I don't know why, but I just get these gut feelings of who will win, whether I want them to or not. But then Will took Howie out, and I have to say I got a little worried. Even though Howie would be a terrible HoH (remember last season? Janelle wouldn't let him be alone, for fear that he would align with Maggie), I'd rather have him upstairs than Chilltown. When it came down to Janelle and Marcellas, I honestly thought he would win, but she prevailed and kept BB6 in power for a fourth week. Have I mentioned I love Season Six?

Week 3: In Yo Face, James!

2006-07-25T17:06:00.000-07:00

Should I start with the fillers? I think they were fabulous enough to earn first paragraph. First of all, Marcellas is the first person I have found that has the same feelings for Kaysar as I do. We should have some sort of tri-marriage and ride off into the sunset on a white horse. Quote of the Night: "There's the Iraqi peach." -Marcellas. I feel the same way, Marcellas, I feel the same way. Second of all, I love Jase's mirror face. Did I mention I'm feeling a connection with the houseguests this year? I do the same exact thing in front of the mirror. Pucker the lips, look from side to side, and walk away. Loves it.

As for the whole veto competition situation? I think James' whole "make the floaters take a stand" idea is the worst strategy in the history of Big Brother. But he's HoH, and unfortunately there's nothing we can do about it. Oh, wait! Yes, we can! Because George is a badass, and he won the Power of Veto. I've never been so happy to see Kaysar lose a competition. Of course, I'm not sure I would have prayed so hard to see Georgie win if I would have known about Jase's temper tantrum (wait, yes I would). Did anyone expect that? I'm not sure it was such a good idea to flip out like that, but I can understand where he's coming from. I know he feels like getting back-doored is like not getting a chance to fight, but he had a chance at veto, and if he really wanted safety, he should have fought for it. And as for Will's crazy veto speech? I am seriously falling in love with this guy. He is so insanely evil. Part of me wants him to survive Thursday. DidIjustsaythat? Dum, dum, dum...

Week 3: POV Ceremony SPOILER

2006-07-24T14:55:00.000-07:00

SPOILER ALERT

Straight from the BBQ...

George took himself off of the block, and was replaced with Jase.

Week 3: Poor George

2006-07-23T17:42:00.000-07:00

I was excited last week after James won HoH, but now not so much. I forgot how he likes to drop alliances once he finds better ones. So much for that whole "hands-in for season 6" moment on Thursday night. I should've known Will would approach James and he would blindly agree to something. All I can hope for is that he honors BB6 by keeping them safe, just as they did for the past two weeks. He said, "They dropped me last year, and they'll do it again this year." Um, James, you dropped them first, and then they won HoH. What did you expect? Were they supposed to conveniently forget how you made other deals? He's digging his own grave, just like last year. You'd really think he'd learn after having to rely on POV for some many weeks last season.

It was actually exciting for me to see the food competition clip. Even I was starting to feel sick over the slop. I can't even get myself to finish one bowl of oatmeal, I can't imagine having to eat it three times a day. But I felt like all that was missing from the competition was Bob Barker. Seriously, I think I've seen that game on The Price Is Right. It was so amusing to see how seriously everyone took the game, too. Nobody was kidding about the food situation. I loved it. And how about George? I didn't even laugh, I just felt bad. That old guy is so adorable. I love him! I can't blame him for collapsing at the end, either. I think Pennsylvania is hot this time of year, I can't even imagine California. Anyway, I don't think anyone was surprised that they won great food for the whole week. The competition looked easy as shit, and it was almost impossible not to get at least Kumquats. Mmm, I love those! (Right, like I even know what the hell they are.)

And then nominations... Gosh, have I mentioned I think James is stupid? Ouu, George listened in on a conversation! Shocking! It may be the sneakiest thing to be done in that house! I mean, so much worse than Boogie's integrity-compromising loyalty to Dr. Will. And have I mentioned I think he is the evilest man alive? I hate him so much, I love him. Really, his sneaky snake tactics are really starting to impress me. Don't get me wrong, I want him out of the house ASAP, but there is just something so appealing about him. Maybe it's just me? Probably. All I have to say is, I want Georgie to win this Veto and show James and Chilltown who's boss. ;)

Week 3: POV Competition SPOILER

2006-07-22T15:33:00.000-07:00

SPOILER ALERT

Straight from the BBQ...

Chicken George has won the POV.

Week 3: Nominations SPOILER

2006-07-21T19:07:00.000-07:00

SPOILER ALERT

Straight from the BBQ...

Will and George have been nominated.

Week 2: BB6 Rules

2006-07-20T18:26:00.000-07:00

What a filler episode. Honestly. I almost regret tuning in. Oh, well. Most of uninformed America learned about the Mr. & Mrs. Smith Alliance tonight. I'm surprised attention-seeker Toni Ferrari wasn't on to talk about she and Diane's falling out, but then again, I think reality TV is finally fed up with her. But if Jase and Diane are really working together, I have to give them both mad props for keeping it on the DL. BB had absolutely no footage of the two of them talking game. They must communicate through some odd blinking language. Yet, somehow I am still convinced that they are together, especially after the adorable "Exhibit" montage tonight. And after Nakomis was evicted, I must add the attached photo as Exhibit D. Jase was smirking obviously after learning that Diane was safe, and then said, "thank you," to Erika. What this means, we may never know, but I'm not buying that they're on their own.

Which brings me to the HoH competition. I honestly had no faith in BB6 at the beginning, especially when Howie got out on the first question. But James prevailed in the end and took the title. I'm not sure how to feel about this one. He's a BB6-er, but he's betrayed the Sovs in the past, so what's stopping him now? I want to be happy and celebrate, but I'm weary. Hopefully he'll be smart and nominate Chilltown. It would definitly be in his best interest, and we all know how James likes do things that are in his best interest. Well, I know I'll be biting my fingers for the next 15 hours or so, and for my spoiler readers: come back tomorrow evening to see who James nominates.

Week 2: Boogie's B-Day

2006-07-18T18:19:00.000-07:00

So, why is everyone so shocked that Kaysar nominated Diane and Nakomis? Will wants out of the house before sequester, and has Boogie won anything, yet? Chilltown is only a threat if they win a competition, and the chances of that happening are slim. If Will is serious about trying to get out of the game before sequester, then why is anyone worried about him? He obviously doesn't take the game that seriously, and once he's gone, what is Boogie going to do? He's nothing without his other half. I honestly think that it was in Kaysar's best interest to nominate the girls. Nakomis is a good player, and all Diane wants to do is break up BB6. Chilltown is all talk, no action.

The Power of Veto Competition couldn't have been more stupid. It was apparently impossible to put less than two balls in your cylinder unless you were Erika. I was personally hoping to see one of the nominees win, just to see what Kaysar would have done. Even though I think his nominees were good choices, I'm worried about BB6 feeling betrayed, so I wouldn't have minded seeing him put up Will or Boogie just to make them feel better. But Erika went all prodigy on the house and won the competition.

So, about Boogie's birthday... Have I mentioned I hate Chilltown? And I hate how the entire house gangs up on Season Six. I don't want to hate everyone, but when they all gather around the hot tub on a nightly basis to bash BB6, it gets old. And who in the hell does Will think he is? And why does everyone else back him up? Kaysar is HoH! These are his nominations, not the house's. Why does Will think he can call Kaysar out and request a change in nominees? It was a strategic decision, not a random one! Just because somebody claims they want to go up, doesn't mean the HoH wants to put them up. And this is precisely the reason why I love Erika for not using the Power of Veto.

Week 2: POV Ceremony SPOILER

2006-07-17T14:12:00.000-07:00

SPOILER ALERT

Straight from the BBQ...

Erika did not use the Power of Veto.

Week 2: Jedi George

2006-07-16T17:43:00.000-07:00

First of all, Sundays aren't working out for me. It's too far away from the last HoH. I was sure we'd have known more by now, but this episode greeted us with an HoH flashback. And apparently it was stupid of the BB6-ers to congratulate Kaysar on his win. Um, had they not, would no one have ever suspected an alliance? I don't think so. In fact, everyone has already been assuming they were together, so why shouldn't they celebrate? When everyone makes assumptions anyway, there's no point in trying to hide anything. So, Diane, shutthehellup!

And I can't believe I actually forgot how full of shit Erika is. Is she serious about this whole "I have a crush on Kaysar" thing? Oh, and the tears! The tears! Give it up, Erika! If Kaysar is seriously falling for her bullshit, I don't even know what to think anymore. Erika is pissed that Ali screwed her in BB4, and BB7 is her chance at finally winning. Ughhh, don't fall for it, Kaysar!

OK, so for FILLER FUN! 1) Dr. Will and his quest to be humorous. Quote of the Day: "It must be weird to be the fat guy this season." -Will to Howie. I love Howie, but that was hilarious. Although, I started to feel bad for him as Will kept making fun of him and his wrinkles. A slip 'n slide for fleas? Oh, Will... 2) Jedi George? I love it, I love it, I love it. He and Howie are beyond hilarious. If I could choose anyone in that house to be one of Howie's Jedi apprentices, it would be George, hands down.

Oh, and nominations? Not surprised. In fact, I predicted those two. Diane, all you ever talk about is breaking up BB6, and Nakomis you are a loose cannon. Period.

Week 2: POV Comp SPOILER

2006-07-15T14:23:00.000-07:00

SPOILER ALERT

Straight from the BBQ...

Erika won the Power of Veto.

Week 2: Nominations SPOILER

2006-07-15T03:21:00.000-07:00

SPOILER ALERT

Straight from the BBQ...

Diane and Nakomis have been nominated.

Week 1: What Up, Kay-sar?!

2006-07-13T18:04:00.000-07:00

Ah, the first eviction! Danielle vs. Alison. All I have to say is: it's a win-win situation. If Danielle goes, there's no risk of her using her ultra-manipulation skills to turn the house against the BB6-ers. If Alison goes, there's one less idiot in the house. But honestly, as much as I hate seeing Alison's face, it would really be best for Danielle to go. Honestly, Alison was stupid enough to tell James, a BB6 HG, that she wanted Janelle, Kaysar, Howie, and Erika out of the house. Mmmk, nice game move. Apparently she thinks that she is the only person capable of lying in this house.

And can we talk about how adorable Julie Chen looked tonight? The Chenbot never fails to amaze me with her clothing choices. I'm loving the V-shirt and pleather pants. And damn, it's times like these I wish I had one of those permanent Asian tans. I do believe Julie Chen is a fashion icon. (Although, I'm sure plenty of you would beg to differ. Comment, already!) Needless to say, I love the Chen.

And with a vote of 8-2, Alison has been evicted from the Big Brother household. Surprising, yet somewhat of a relief. She needed to go sooner or later, so why not sooner rather than later? I have to admit, I was a bit worried about Danielle remaining in the house, but WHAT UP, KAYSAR?! went and won the HoH Competition Alison Rules. I don't think anybody understands the relief and happiness I felt when he beat out Nakomis. I think BB6 may have taken over this house...

Week 1: Go Jedi Janey: Part 2

2006-07-11T18:32:00.000-07:00

The second installment of Big Brother All Stars was introduced with a little pitty party for Danielle. The poor darling is experience her first nomination--ever. It's hard for me to feel sorry for her, seeing as the cause of this joyous occasion was her aggressive gameplay. One thing I really hate in Big Brother are the "lead packers" (i.e. usually the first people gone; they stir up drama the first day in the house). Alison and Danielle equal lead packers. Oh, and lying bitches (sorry, I really had to go there). And how about Ali calling Janelle busto? Is she kidding? Alison may think her weight loss is sexy, but I personally think she looks like a junkie.

I have to wonder if anyone else was amused as I was at this episode's "fillers" (i.e. parts of a BB episode that don't really relate to the game, but are used as entertainment) as I was? Howie's love affair with Dr. Will is beyond bizarre, its disturbing. But hey!, its great television! I loved when Will said, "Howie and I have one thing in common--we're both attracted to me." I'm not sure if the humor in that statement outweighs the sad, sad truth behind it.

And how about Chicken George? I have to ask: what is wrong with him? He's old and adorable, but is he senile, as well? How doesn't he know where the DR is by now? No matter how much he baffles me, things such as his "Slip 'N Slide" stunt make up for all of it. Aaaannndd...ishowiegay?

Back to the game--I think its funny how these people think that they can knock out season 6. As if Diane doesn't gross me out enough, she has to go and put on her bug-eye bifocals and say things like, "How do you break that team up?" Hmm, well let's see--their season is in the majority and Janelle already won the first HoH. I don't know about you, Dirty Diane, but I'm not sure that's happening. But you go ahead and act like you're a good player. Shock me and win a competition, why don't ya?

So finally, the only actual important part of the episode: the veto competition. One Man's Trash Is Another Man's Veto. I'm just going to go ahead and create a Quote of the Day: "There's more garbage back there than probably in Nakomis' backyard, or in Diane's trailer where she lives." --Jase. And I thought that literally made my night--until Janelle won veto. And left those two drama queens on the block. Have I mentioned I love this season?

Week 1: POV Ceremony SPOILER

2006-07-09T17:54:00.000-07:00

SPOILER ALERT

Straight from the BBQ...

Janelle did not use the power of veto. The nominations remain the same.

Week 1: Veto Competition Over SPOILER

2006-07-07T14:46:00.000-07:00

SPOILER ALERT

Straight from the BBQ...

Janelle is the winner of the POV Competition.

Week 1: Veto Competitors SPOILER

2006-07-07T13:16:00.000-07:00

SPOILER ALERT

Straight from the BBQ...

The players are Janelle, Jase, Alison, Danielle, Kaysar, and George.

Week 1: Veto Twist SPOILER

2006-07-07T10:35:00.000-07:00

SPOILER ALERT

The new Veto is a random draw for who the HoH and nominees have as their partner, so no one can be backdoored with a six-finger plan.

Week 1: Go Jedi Janey!

2006-07-06T19:09:00.000-07:00

The long-awaited first episode of Big Brother All Stars aired tonight, just two hours ago, and it was packed tight with more drama than I anticipated. Usually the first episode is so boring, but the all stars got into the game immediately.

As you can see from the picture to the left, Janelle and Jase won HoH. If you are so uninformed as to be confused right now, the first twist is that there are two HoH. My opinion? It'll definitly heat up the game, but I'm not big on twists, so I'm not really excited over this one. Basically, the two HoH have to agree on two nominees, or they are nominated. Ouuu, shock me shock me shock me with those lame twists, Julie Chen! I think this one will confuse more people than shake them up. But we'll see how it all unravels.

Danielle thought she'd put her devil horns on early and try to stir things up by "leaking" information to Alison and Chicken George. George was smart enough to ignore her idiocy, but Alison had to go and try to save her ass. Nice move, "hottie." It only drove your ass into the nomination seat, right beside Danielle. Now, we just have to pray someone from BB6 wins veto, and Danielle's ghetto booty gets booted first.

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2006-07-06T18:58:00.000-07:00

Who: Kayla

What: BB7 Review Column Blog

When: From the first episode of BB All Stars to the last

Where: Pennsylvania

Why: To review the happenings of Big Brother All Stars.

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Let's Get Down To Business

Basically, the point of this blog is to review Big Brother All Stars, and express my opinions. This is not a spoiler site (although, I will post spoilers as I find them, and give forewarning for those that do not want to read them), a live feed updater (I stopped paying for live feeds after BB5), or a fansite. I will express my opinions after episodes have been aired, and post selective caps from that episode. I will be getting my spoiler information from Reality BBQ, and my screen caps from Big Brother Screen Caps.

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A Little History

I have been watching Big Brother religiously since BB3, but casually watched BB1, and missed season 2 all together. During season 3, I was a Danielle and Jason fan. During season 4, I had an odd Robert obsession, and loved to watch Jun eat sandwiches on the live feeds. During season 5, I hated Scott, and loved the twins. And during season 6, I was a loyal Kaysar fan from the beginning. I have always been a Sovereign 6 supporter. This season, I am rooting for the BB6 cast.

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Week 4: POV Competition **SPOILER**

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Week 3: POV Ceremony **SPOILER**

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Week 3: POV Competition **SPOILER**

Week 3: Nominations **SPOILER**

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Week 2: POV Ceremony **SPOILER**

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Week 2: POV Comp **SPOILER**

Week 2: Nominations **SPOILER**

Week 1: What Up, Kay-sar?!

Week 1: Go Jedi Janey: Part 2

Week 1: POV Ceremony **SPOILER**

Week 1: Veto Competition Over **SPOILER**

Week 1: Veto Competitors **SPOILER**

Week 1: Veto Twist **SPOILER**

Week 1: Go Jedi Janey!

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